Suburbia
Wednesday June 10th 2009, 8:32 am
Filed under: Anecdotes

You know. Out where there are no sidewalks, no bike racks, nothing but parking lots, 40+ mph streets, car dealerships and “unique” restaurants with names like “Salsasitas.” Where the site of a bicycle furrows brows with confusion. Yeah where millions of Americans live.

This morning I needed to ride out into just such an area, to close my cable Internet account and return their modem. The closest location to do so was located in a grocery store, where, unsurprisingly there are no bike racks. I wheel it right on in the store and to the cable company’s kiosk. After asking what it was–my bike–I’m told i can’t bring my bike into a kiosk to return a modem. “Why not?” was met with a blank stare. Moving on then: tainted with scorn, the clerk closed my Internet account and took back my modem like I needed. Have a nice day, I’ll take some more “city” with my coffee thanks!


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damn straight!!

Comment by tim 06.10.09 @ 12:13 pm

yeah, I’ve had to deal with that same location and it sucks in every way

Comment by jimmy 06.11.09 @ 1:13 pm



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